This year my long-suffering husband celebrated his 50th birthday. I decided to make it a Crappy Birthday, and put poop emojis on everything. He loved it. Yeah, we’re a weird couple but our quirks are the foundation of our marriage.

Cait Gordon is the author of Life in the ’Cosm, a comedic space opera where boy meets girl, but girl doesn’t notice boy because she’s sharing a body with another boy. She is also the creator and editor of the Spoonie Authors Network. You can follow Cait on Facebook  and Twitter.