This year my long-suffering husband celebrated his 50th birthday. I decided to make it a Crappy Birthday, and put poop emojis on everything. He loved it. Yeah, we’re a weird couple but our quirks are the foundation of our marriage. Cait Gordon is the author of Life in the ’Cosm, a comedic space opera where boy meets … More Dedicated to my crappy husband
He’s oozy and slimy, resembles a fried egg, and is probably judging you right now. He’s the Ovum known as Splot. In Life in the ‘Cosm, we learn that several years before the story begins, Virj Ofreesin finds an alien known as an Ovum on his breakfast plate at a cheap diner. Instead of eating him, … More The judgy Ovum known as Splot.